May 2011
yallarebrutalizingme-deactivate asked: Well who's that handsome devil in your icon?
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pickwick: JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEENE 
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April 2011
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attitudelean asked: um i love your blog so much ok bye
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Goddammit. I ate mozzarella sticks yesterday and now all I can think of is how much better they are than every other food. FUCK YOU RICE, I WISH YOU WERE MOZZARELLA STICKS.
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I found a bump on my elbow:
Oh god, I’m probably going to die.
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pupupupupuberty: why wasn’t i born eric wareheim’s beard I ask myself this every day.
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tumblrchrist: I guess if i were a child dying of cancer and the make a wish foundation told me they would make my one wish come true… I would have to wish for Larry The Cable guy to get fucked so hard by a horse that it busts his intestines open and he dies. I would also wish for Jeff Dunham to get trampled by and angry giraffe and for Dane Cook to be decapitated by a jet ski.
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NO NEWS TODAY! TWO WHITE PEOPLE ARE GETTING...
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My favorite part of the royal wedding was when they made Prince Harry ride in the children’s carriage.
Apr 29th
Puuuuuuuuhuuuusy Dooooooouhls!
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The umm...the darn...the umm...The Richardson...
raleigh-st-clair: Oh, you mean the dam.
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beeftown: WILL GRELLO IS IN BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE OH BE STILL MY BEATING HEART. I’M GONNA COOK MY OWN DOG!
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If any of my followers ever need to reach me, I...
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